It maybe furry, but it sure ain’t funny.

When an entrepreneur decides he wants to rip up an Oregon forest and replace it with a forest-themed shopping mall, the woodland animals decide to fight back.

Led by a demented racoon, the bunch of CGI critters take out their vengeance on a clueless businessman (Brendan Fraser) as they bite, crap, urinate and otherwise repel him back to the city.

Hideously acted, moronic, and with a green message so hectoring it’s like being hit by an unhappy polar bear, this is one for the little-uns only.

Turn on, and do not turn back.

1 star