Semi-Pro (15) Will Farrell (from the brilliant Anchorman) with an afro, inspiring his 1976 NBA basketball team to greatness, in what is becoming a Farrell lampooning genre. With Woody Harrelson and Andre 3000 Benjamin. *** U2 3D (U) Loads of 3D cameras c

Semi-Pro (15) Will Farrell (from the brilliant Anchorman) with an afro, inspiring his 1976 NBA basketball team to greatness, in what is becoming a Farrell lampooning genre. With Woody Harrelson and Andre 3000 Benjamin. ***

U2 3D (U) Loads of 3D cameras capture U2's Vertigo tour. It's U2, in 3D. And you get to look at a cinema full of people wearing silly glasses. Ah! Bono! Get Back! ***

The Bank Job (15) Entertaining heist movie about actual 1971 Baker Street bank robbery subject to a 30-year government gagging order amid rumours of a royal sex scandal. ***

Accidental Husband (12A) Rom-com with Uma Thurman as a relationship guru and bride-to-be unwittingly married to a man she has never met. Will she choose the safe life or passionate spontaneity? **

Untraceable (18) Cat and mouse game with plucky FBI babe v serial killer knobbling victims live on the internet. The more people log on the quicker and more violently they die. Which they do - and they do. ***

Be Kind Rewind (12A) Comedy starring Jack Black and Mia Farrow. After an accident in which his brain became magnetised, Jerry inadvertently ruins all the videos at his local store. So he remakes them all... including The Lion King, Robocop, and Ghostbusters. ***

Rambo (18) John Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) has retreated to a calm life in rural Thailand. Peace is soon disturbed as he ventures into war-torn Burma and helps rescue a group of Christian missionaries from the sadistic Major Tint. ****

Black Water (15) A terrifying tale of suspense, based on a true story. Set in the mangrove swamps of Northern Australia, the story follows three people left stuck up a tree as a man-eating crocodile lurks in the waters beneath. **

Jumper (12A) David Rice (Hayden Christensen) discovers his teleportation ability but when he uses it for the first times it's to escape his abusive father. ***

The Bucket List (12A) Two terminally ill men escape from hospital and go on a road trip with a list of things to do before they die. Stars Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman. ***

There Will Be Blood (15) Daniel Day-Lewis stars as Daniel Plainview, a miner who strikes oil in turn of the century America. But will his obsession and greed destroy his family and himself? A powerful and hypnotic film. *****

Cloverfield (15) A monster the size of a skyscraper descends on New York City. The drama which follows is told from the point of view of a group of friends and their fight to survive. ****

National Treasure: Book of Secrets (PG) Treasure hunter Benjamin Franklin Gates (Nicolas Cage) looks to discover the truth behind the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. Also stars Helen Mirren. ***

Juno (12A) This comedy drama follows a teenager whose boredom leads her into the arms of her best friend. But when she discovers she is pregnant she is forced to grow up fast. ****

Definitely, Maybe (12A) Will Hayes is in the middle of a divorce when his 10-year-old daughter wants to know everything about his life before marriage including how her parents met and fell in love. ***

The Waterhorse: Legend of the Deep (PG) Based on the novel by author Dick King-Smith, the film is set in Scotland during World War II and follows a young boy who discovers an unusual egg at Loch Ness which hatches into a dinosaur-like creature. ***

Penelope (U) Penelope (Christina Ricci) was born to wealthy socialites under a curse which means she has a pig's snout for a nose. But the curse can only be broken when she finds true love. Also stars Reese Witherspoon, James McAvoy and Richard E Grant. ****

Over Her Dead Body (12A) Eva Longoria plays a ghost who tries to ruin her former boyfriend's relationship with a psychic. ***

Underdog (U) This adventure comedy follows a dog called Shoeshine who suddenly gets super powers after a mad scientist dognaps him and injects him with elixir. Shoeshine is adopted by an ex-cop however the scientist tries to catch him in a bid to take over the city. **

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (18) The story of Sweeney Todd (Johnny Depp) who sets up a barber shop in London above Miss Lovett's (Helena Bonham Carter) meat pie shop. Also starring Alan Rickman, Timothy Spall and Sacha Baron Cohen. ****

No Country for Old Men (15) A hunter stumbles upon some dead bodies, a stash of heroin and more than $2 million in cash near the Rio Grande in Texas. PPPP

Ratatouille (U) Winner of best animation at the Oscars, a useless chef is transformed into a restaurant saving genius by a rat sitting inside his hat. Will rat overcome mutual human-rodent animosity just to be himself? Well, what do you think? Not Disney-Pixar's (Toy Story, Monster's Inc) best, but look out for Peter O'Toole as withering food critic Anton Ego. ****