50/50 ballroom and Sequence

PUBLISHED: 11:16 06 November 2006 | UPDATED: 11:08 06 May 2010

This dance session run by the Sunday Dance Club, could well go with a bang on Bonfire Night at the Plinston. Newcomers welcome (without fireworks!); £4 entrance, licensed bar and raffle. Ring Ruth Brown on 629594 for more details. When you dance you have

This dance session run by the Sunday Dance Club, could well go with a bang on Bonfire Night at the Plinston. Newcomers welcome (without fireworks!); £4 entrance, licensed bar and raffle. Ring Ruth Brown on 629594 for more details. When you dance you have to change course several times around the dance floor. Reminds me of when a ship's captain sees a light, dead ahead, through the pitch-black night and his ship is on a direct collision course. The captain sends a signal, "Change your course 10 degrees east." The light signals back, "Change yours 10 degrees west." Angry, the captain said, "I'm a Navy captain" Change your course sir" "I'm a seaman, second class", comes the reply, "change your course" Now the captain is furious. "I'm a battleship, I'm not changing course" There is one last reply - "I'm a lighthouse... your call!


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